Reasons to only get married once
- When I get antsy, I cook. When I’m alone, I eat everything I just cooked.
- Wedding planning is a pleasant way to say more details than any one person can handle.
- By the time we get time alone, I’m so tired that I am worthless for good conversation.
- 90% of all this event planning has nothing to do with being married.
- I’m just not that girly aka why do I care about flowers?
